Wishful Thinking

This month’s list is a wish list of sorts – not necessarily about things I am coveting, (yet that one does exist!) but things that I’d liken to happen but unlikely.

Enjoy!

 I wish…

1. Schools offered cocktail hour before parent teacher conferences
2. I had the metabolism of a man
3. I could make ONE dinner that all 3 kids actually liked
4. I didn’t stare in the mirror so often
5. I wish I did not have to face an empty toilet paper roll at the wrong time in the right place
6. I didn’t have mothers guilt
7. I didn’t have Jewish guilt (make that no guilt at all!)
8. Pizza and pasta were proteins and not carbs
9. Men could just get their periods once
10. Men could experience just 1 trimester of pregnancy (not even thinking about childbirth)
11. My trainer was more accurate in counting reps. Who wants to do an extra push up? #whitegirlproblems
12. My kids didn’t fill my Amazon cart with 149 things
13. I didn’t love my birthday so much
14. I didn’t cry on my birthday
15. That just once, I would choose the fastest line at the market, airport or at the bank, just once!
16. I understood 9th grade math (science too)
17. There was no such thing as a waiting room because who wants to wait?
18. I had blonde hair