In celebration of the 2 month anniversary of my blog, I have compiled another list of 39 things- “39 Confessions of a 39 year Old”.
Here they are!
I have Hannah Montana’s “Hoedown Throwdown” song on my playlist.
I have peed on the Long Island Expressway.
I have woken up my kids at midnight and told them it was time for school as a joke.
I have smelled my arm pits discreetly and indiscreetly in public.
I have secretly done a comparison with strangers within my age range wondering who looked older.
I believe I am going through a mid life crisis.
I am able to burp louder than my husband.
I have a secret stash of candy in my night table draw which I some times reach for in the middle of the night.
I am amused by a runner in my gym who juggles balls while on the treadmill.
I conversed with an imaginary friend Laura as a teenager just to annoy my brother.
I once taped my mouth shut with tape when my husband received our credit card statement.
I have recreated beach scenes in my apt in order to drive home the fact I needed a vacation.
I have always had the urge to amuse a TSA officer at the airport by asking to check in a clutch.
I despise beets. I used to despise capers but I am slowly developing a taste for them.
I chew way too much gum in a day (apparently its called “emotional chewing”).
When I was 14 (ok 16) I met a Brazilian and an Italian and asked them how long the car ride was from Brazil to Italy.
I cried at an Elmo show with my then 2 year old daughter. They were happy tears. I found the whole experience emotional.
I have had botox done on my face and underarms. Yep you got that right.
I lied about my height on my drivers license.
When I was younger, watching the weather channel was a favorite past time of mine.
I play the game memory with my kids with the sole intention of winning. I haven’t won yet.
I have anxiety.
I don’t wear nail polish in the winter because I have no patience for it to dry.
I try not to look in mirror at the gym to avoid seeming vain but its a challenge.
I love Disney World.
I still love all things Hello Kitty.
I use the elevator at the gym.
I have never watched E.T.
I have experienced “fomo” (Fear Of Missing Out) while on instagram.
I once waited in what I thought was heavy Lincoln Tunnel traffic. I was actually waiting behind a bunch of parked cars.
I used to cross off my to do list with a ruler.
I can’t carry a tune AT ALL.
I sometimes smile out of nerves upon hearing bad news. It’s so terrible when it happens to me.
I hate being tickled.
Last TV series I watched was 24. I still have not recovered from that show.
I don’t do well getting stuck in traffic.
I once stole gum balls.
I am afraid to sleep alone.
There are more confessions I just can’t share!