11 Months!!! Hooray!!!!
This month’s list is “39 Things I’m Ashamed to Admit”
Sometimes I make faces at people who annoy me behind their back
I once stole gum balls
I don’t like making my bed. Ever
Sometimes I spit food out of my mouth when I don’t like it
Out of sheer laziness, I sometimes do not replace empty toilet paper rolls
I have a terrible habit of tasting food at peoples homes before it hits the table
I told my son I had open hours of “mommy” operation and I was currently closed
I hold my nose in taxi cabs and sometimes I stick my head completely out the window
I try and act sober even when I’m not
I can finish a pack of gum in less than an hour
I have more crowns in my mouth than the queen of England. (Please see above)
I eat tic tacs in the middle of the night
I often do not recycle
I’ve taken taxis for a 3 block distance
I never finished sending out thank you notes for my wedding gifts (it’s been almost 19 years)
I sometimes make believe I am sleeping
I have an insane salt addiction
I don’t know how to power on my TV
I’ve chimed in on unsolicited conversations
I wear pajamas to school drop off
I was a major Juicy Couture devotee (please don’t judge)
I’ve eaten food that has fallen on the floor
I’ve eaten food off my pregnant friend’s plate. Who does that?
I don’t like to give out my books to other people because I’m afraid I won’t get them back
I asked to borrow 3 dollars from a total stranger to buy a movie ticket
I can burp louder than my husband
I’d rather be fashionable than warm
9PM is way past my bedtime for dinner plans but… I’ll go
I can justify any purchase I make
I have no patience for nail polish to dry
I once wanted to take a scrapbooking cruise. It never happened
I read a page of my best friends diary. Sorry Heather. You know I love you
I can’t pump my own gas. I’m talking about the one at the station
I like expensive socks
My kids are always late to school. I live a 1/2 a block away
I use the elevator at my gym
I stare at myself in the mirror way too often
I understand about 20% of what my doctors say. I ask them to rephrase
I am always anticipating my next meal
I loved every bit of that!
I can Identify with most of that list and the others had me cracking up just because of how you cleverly worded it.
Keep em’ coming! Nothing better than
A cool chick who can admit that stuff and let the rest if us laugh along w her
love your 39 things lists! i can relate to so much !
I can relate to some of ur 39 things u admit u r ashamed of.. Ur blog is very entertaining to read keep it coming ..
Wearing pajamas outside completely appropriate. Love it
Amazing! Love reading these xo
I’m laughing at, “I eat off my pregnant friends plates…” lol
39 lol’s and 39 reasons why I love you so much…your honesty is so admirable.
Love this list!!
HATE doing my bed and Cannot turn on the TV for my life. I get yelled at when i try cause i always mess something up
Omg! I finally sat down and read this post. You are hysterical and the coolest.
Miss you neighbor 🙂
I love this!! I’m sure most of us have very similar feelings towards most of what you don’t like… I love your humor & honesty !!!!
Keep it up!!
Xxx
Clever, funny and amazingly honest!!!! Love your lists, Fortune!!! Most of us can relate!!!
Thanks for your honesty and sense of humor Fortune! I can certainly relate…(I stopped lending out my books, I often wait around anticipating my next meal, and on and on and on)
I’m waiting for this to make one of your lists: “I once sand and danced in an amateur production of ‘A Chorus Line’ and I look AMAZING in a pink leotard!”