Happy 8 month anniversary to me!
Here is my theme for this months list:
“39 Annoying Questions Not To Ask Your Husband”
Do you like my outfit?
Do you think that girl is pretty?
Do I look older then she?
Can we talk?
Can we talk about this now?
Can you change the channel?
Can you lower the TV?
Can you shut the TV off?
What time will you be home?
Can you take a photo of me?
Can you take a BETTER photo of me?
Can you zip up my zipper?
Can you get me a bottle of water? (after he’s in bed already)
Can you answer the phone?
Can you tell her I’ll call her back?
Who are you on the phone with?
What were you talking about?
Can you answer me??
Did you enjoy the (home cooked) dinner tonight?
Where should we go for dinner?
Can you do me a favor?
What are we doing for my birthday?
Did you get me anything for my birthday?
Should I change my outfit?
Which shoe do you like better?
Do you mind not driving so fast?
Promise you won’t get angry?
Do you think I gained weight?
Can you tell I lost weight?
Does something look different?
Can you make it warmer in here?
Can you make it cooler in here?
Can I borrow your shaver?
Can you massage my right shoulder?
Actually, can you massage my left shoulder?
Can I have a “small” bite of your sandwich?
Can I have a lick of your ice cream?
Did you hear what I just said?
OK, What did I just say?
Can you look at me when I talk to you?
Please share some of your annoying questions. I would love to hear:)
P.S. I promise I do not ask ALL of these questions on the same day!