I can’t believe 6 months have passed since my blog launch and I am now celebrating my half year anniversary! Yay me!!! In honor of this milestone, my 39 list below is 39 Things I love About Summer, on the Jersey Shore of course, because that is where I bunker down. You down?
I love summer because:
I don’t have to wait for the elevator at my beach house
Fruits and vegetables are juicier, sweeter and crunchier
Wearing sandals forces me to put color on my toes and wait out the drying period
Who doesn’t like being caught by surprise by hidden cop cars on random streets. A grown up game of hide and seek if you will
The days are longer and the nights are shorter
“We” all have no homework
I can let my hair go au natural (ok so I did keratin a month ago but still…)
My summer house has bigger closets
New Jerseyans don’t make Snookie jokes
I am forced to shave my legs more often (just kidding, I’m on it most of the time)
Reggae sounds best now
I love the smell of suntan lotion even though scrubbing off the scent can be a b*tch
I have more time in the summer to nurse my hangovers
Sometimes doing nothing is ok
I love Stop n Shop
I can make a right turn on red
I don’t have to stress about making reservations
I have generous friends who invite me over for great food and cocktails
New Jersey waiters will sometimes pronounce Mozerella cheese like Mozerell, omit the “a” sound and that is A ok
They will also sometimes pronounce Branzino like Branzini and that too is ok
Cleaners are cheaper in the burbs
I drive more which gives me the chance to get current on the top 10 songs of the moment. “Why you Gotta Be So Rude” being my favorite
Because we could all use a little vitamin D
I get to go to the same quaint post office I’ve known since I can remember and ponder on the selection of stamps
I get to drive around in my SUV and feel like the suburban mom. So what if I have no kids in the back seat
I get to regress to my teenage years being around my parents more often
No one bangs on the roof of your car if you accidentally stop short
I have more time to read articles like “7 Signs You’re Having a Heart Attack”
All the flowers are blooming- awwww
I get to exercise outdoors
I reconnect with summer friends
Renewed hope that each summer this is the summer I will be beach body ready
Suburban street names have so much more personality
Even if the car ahead of me is slow, can I say I’m really ever in a rush?
Who doesn’t love the smell of mussels??
Sunshine and wine make the perfect cocktail
Who doesn’t love the challenge of swatting at flys all day
Throwing together a few salads makes me feel like a seasoned chef
Watching my kids collect fireflies is nostalgic and sweet
What do you love most about summer?!?
marcelle says
Loled….love this list!
Nicole says
Fortune,you are an absolute classic and there’s nothing better than a cool hip chick making fun of herself a little. Love the list as I do ALL your lists, they’re all on point and funny as hell.
Stephanie Levy says
love every list including this one too!! you always make me smile & laugh !
Nikki says
Fortune, I love your honesty and your sense of humor. These lists always make me laugh because we all can relate to a handful of them.
Nancy says
Lol mozerell! And they say wanna go to great adventures (why do they add the s?) or lets go to Macy (they take the s off?) still like u said its summer the flowers are prettier, the fruit is sweeter, and the sun is shining!!! Keep on trucking girl!!!! Love your blog!
Joy says
Great list Fortune, made me smile and laugh especially at the Jersey jokes..my favorite is the “doing nothing is just okay”..I love more time for reading in the summer, napping, wearing lighter clothing,no maintenance beach hair, outdoor showers and biking around in the warmer weather.